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OMG HAHAHAHAHHAH holy shit
#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:38pm by mon
(0)haha if u were a girl I wouldn't mind
(0)I think it is a girl...
(0)hahaha sucks FYL
Ugh, that's awful. Not what he said, I mean you having a smelly crotch.
#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:40pm by usefulidiot
(0)Gotta love kids, eh? ;)
Maybe you should work on your *hygiene*... He probably only said it because it's true.
(0)he is 4 years old. What do you expect? Even if you are well groomed, people sweat, and they sweat a lot in that area due to hair concentration etc. it's life.
lol that's embarassing.
#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:46pm by siiiiiiierra
Wash yourself.
#6 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:52pm by Ali A. Akbar
If there's something a 4-year old can say to embarass you - they'll do it. And you can't kill 'em for it, since they don't mean it. That's the REALLY frustrating part! If it was someone you own age saying that it would be an ass kickin' offense. But then again, why would someone your own age have his face in your crotch in public? In private, sure... but in public? Wait. Where was I? Oh, right... kids will be kids, and it sucks.
#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:14pm by Paulspacefdot
not good.
#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:19pm by B.
why were you in front of your entire class with your little cousin?
#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:21pm by question
#4 has the same issues as the poster. F`n nasty.
#10 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:32pm by truth
ahahaha kids!!! they are always so honest and funny....
#9 made a good question.... ???
#11 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:42pm by ladyB
(0)i was thinking the same thing as #9
#12 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:46pm by moig
ololololol
#13 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:10pm by JD
(0)Maybe you should shower twice a day instead of twice a month...
I think this has been my favorite FML ever.
#15 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:22pm by fj;ira
Well, a person DOES tend to secrete more sweat around their crotch area...
But yeah, little kids are really annoying before they learn manners.
#16 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:27pm by wtfdude
You guys are mean. You have no idea how clean or unclean she is and you just assume the worst. That kid probably only said that because it was a new smell to him. It doesn't matter how clean you are, if some kid is stuffing their head into your crotch they are bound to smell something and I bet that as a 4 year old he more then likely never smelled anything like that before so he said it was stinky.
#17 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:31pm by Grey
"If it smells like fish eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone!"
But anyway, Im really sorry about that. Little kids have very underdeveloped frontal lobes and don't know the meaning of keeping their thoughts in their heads.
#18 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:39pm by anon
Why was he in her class? Why, it's obvious.. the little hunchbacked mutant was her show and tell for the day. She was pointing out the funny shaped skull deformities that keep his left eye on the SIDE of his little head. See if they let him out of his cage again after this! (WTF difference does it make?!?)
#19 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:40pm by Paulspacefdot
Just curious but why was your 4 year old cousing in class with you??
#20 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:13am by El Guapo
Take a shower.
#21 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:34am by Q
(0)there are no words to describe the hilarity of this.
(0)Eventually puberty will allow him to love that smell for all it is.
In 12 years that kid will love that smell.
#25 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:35am by zap
(0)LOL humiliating.
#26 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:08am by darlingseas
(0)I don't get why you're in front of a class with your 4 year old cousin in the first place? Kids usually say the "honest" things, so yeah, you probably smelled.
hahaha.....i know who YOU are!!!
#28 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:07am by bigsupa
Ah, to be a kid before you learn social skills.
#29 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:23am by JFP
(0)Kids say the darnedest things.... All I got to say is DOUCHE!!!
Hahahahahahaha XD
Why does everyone assume the poster was a girl?
#31 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:51pm by Jonny
(0)The OP's usename is "girlmeetsworld" for starters.
#24 and #25: You made me lol irl. Snort.
#30: Pssh, YOU stick some nasty air-freshener chemicals up your crotch, and then you can recommend that awful-smelling, unhealthy antiquated "feminine hygiene" mess. Soap and water, man.
#32 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:16pm by C!
Do some shaving, over 50% of the reason why that area carries odor... it probably really did smell.
#33 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:18pm by Aj
I'm with #31, I assumed it was a guy until I read the comments.
#34 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:53pm by L
(0)Kids say the darnest things! Hahaha...so wrong but so funny.
wow....gross
#36 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:48pm by duder25
maybe people assume its a girl because the poster is named 'girlmeetsworld'
#37 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:12pm by lala
(0)ya... i thought it was a guy until reading these comments...
take a shower.......
now, no comment
wash yo pussy
#39 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:53pm by baucum
(0)OMG.... But you know what they say little kids always tell the truth.. Maybe you should do something about that little problem
(0)okay 1. why was this kid in ur class? lol
2. kids only speak the truth so maybe u shud do some cleaning down there
and 3. thats just disgusting. lol
and you know, four year olds dont lie...
#43 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:17pm by KT
(0)Hey, this is Nick, from your class. Thank your little cousin for me, because I wanted to ask you out, but now I know better.
#44 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:52pm by Hoff
why was your 4 year old cousin in your class....? that's what i wanna know
#45 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:34pm by vinny
(0)Am I the only one whose first thought was that you should have rephrased "...he pulled it out..."?
Ugh.
LMAO yeah i laughed at that too. and bad hygene = FTL. (for the loss) for you uneducated peeps. This one made me laugh really hard. cuz i know girls like that.. I told one that before i'd ever sleep with her she'd have to do somethin about that smell.... she killed herself... FTL
#47 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:56pm by Deadeye
Dogs always stick their nose in my crotch and I get embarrassed because I assume it's because it smells.
#48 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:54am by SaraPalin
Ok, everyone needs to stop accusing the poster of not showering. Every crotch has an "odor," it's an evolution thing where the smells "attract" a mate. It's not really a "stinky" or bad smell, unless of course you're four and have never smelled it before.
My five-year-old used to think that the words "smell" and "stink" mean the same thing, and every time she encountered a new scent she called it "stinky." (That was an embarrassing phase!)
Also, let's just be honest here: if a girl is on her period, her crotch isn't gonna smell like roses, even if she's fresh out of the shower. So let's give the poor girl the benefit of doubt!
#49 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:07am by getreal
(0)u*wh*auhw*uah*uWHA8UWAu**Uah*uwha*uwhUawh8UAh*uwHa*uw
Kids OWNS.
(0)at least your boyfriend didn't say that to you...might be worse
(0)Hahaha, all these people who are knocking your hygiene are probably men.
Sometimes when you're wearing pants in a warm place, even if you showered that morning and were baby soft and smelt like rosebuds, it just happens. Especially if you have your period... or if you're particularly horny that day.
maybe you need to groom yourself better "down there". shave off the hair and use some soap. that elimates smell...it's common sense...and hygeine.
#53 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:52pm by mish831
I feel bad for the ladies who have to put up with you ignorant dudes. P smell is the best! Sure, after a long workout and/or a couple days without a shower, it's going to smell bad. But so are your armpits and your nuts. Ladies just keep doing your thing ... groom, wash and enjoy the men who appreciate everything about you!
#54 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:26pm by lovepscent
(0)From "Me, Myself and Irene": Hank: Price check on Vagiclean, Aisle 5. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, Aisle 5. Thats Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think its sourdough... Put a rush on that...
ummm idk wat everyones talking about... if u take a shower daily like u should ur crotch shouldnt smell
#56 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:24pm by brownsugamamii
You really should clean that shit, try shaving too, no one likes a hairy pussy...
#57 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:52am by JustAnotherPrick
I think all of us men who have girlfriends that DONT need to be told to shave or douche,
are among the happiest.
Your crotch smells, you probably have no significant other in your life.
Unless it's another fungus infested female.
But it's okay.
At least you don't have to worry about guys in your class ever talking to you.
#58 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:41pm by yep
(0)showers are cool
AHAHA LMFAO
#60 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:04am by flamboyyant
What was your 4 year old cousin doing in school with you?
#61 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:58pm by Jess
53, 56: umm, no, shaving and washing doesn't "eliminate smell," because the vagina keeps itself lubricated throughout the day, and thus smells faintly of, well, pussy. But you wouldn't know that, would you?
Definitely not a bad smell, wish everyone would stop making the ladies feel bad for something you will grow to love, once your balls drop.
and douching is nasty, I don't want my gf shooting a bunch of chemicals into herself, making her pussy smell like air freshener (not to mention it's bad for her health...I don't wnat to be eating out a glade-scented, infected pussy thanks)
#62 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:07am by ryan
(0)lololol
(0)I agree...he will grow to love the smell :)
(0)hahaha do you think he was smelling your cha cha ? maybe your pants smelld? and #63! thank you! i agree!!
(0)lmao what #2 said
dude wash ur balls
(0)why would a four year old come into your class. That didnt happen Fag just wants attention
(0)Have you ever had that "unclean" feeling?
(0)she probably had her period.......well when u have ur period down there smells really bad even if u take a billion showers
(0)#69...yeah probably
errrrr...haha it happens
(0)Two words:
Ha
and
Ha
I'm sorry, but that's just too sad to pass up :P
(0)HAHAHAHAHAHA that sux:( lol sry this is realllyyyy funnnyy
#72 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:43pm by princess90
(0)how did noone comment on what 44 said?? hahahahaha sux for you.... hahahahaha sry this is too funny, and yea that sucks i agree with most people kids just say what they have in mind, so you might have smelled down there, but then again its not like you can go spraying cologne in /on ur crotch cuz thats just fucked up..... your cuz will learn to like it later;)
#73 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:48pm by princess90
(0)44 is an ASSHOLE.
(0)Lolz! I've had a similar situation happen to me! But I was never called stinky :( Cause that srsly sucks for joo :P ! Haha Clean your crotch Ladie!!!! XD
(0)Hahahahah thats so funny LMAO but #44 is so mean thats so rude to say #17 that was nice to say
(0)your cousin has been learning greeting techniques from dogs, literally
(0)ouch
and i highly doubt this is a guy, but if it was
lol look at all the excuses about your period making it smell bad :P
(0)....lol.
Kids and their honesty xD
(0)At least it wasn't your boyfriend who said that.
(0)I'm trying to figure out why your 4yo cousin would pull "it" out...
#81 - On 05/26/2009 at 11:05pm by arleslie
(0)@hoff- LMAO
(0)What grade are you in? Ew!!! Thay sucks! Don't you wash down there? Lmfao! :D
(0)Eewew he shoved his head in your dick eeww
why the heck would a 4 yr old be in your class?! ahaha fake
#85 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:37pm by beckified
(0)Awwww. That's cute.
(0)Kids speak the truth. Invest in some soap.
(0)I hate those awkward little kid hugs... Where they only reach up to like your waist... I don't want my butt or crotch hugged >.<
(0)honestly, smell is natural. no hard times here, it is most definate-ly a scent loved by many.
(0)lmfao!
(0) poor kid
(0)maybe it was OP's birthday so she was out with her class and her aunt uncle and cousin showed up for a surprise visit? i dunno...
(0)hahaha. oh how I adore little kids humor. :D
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