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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

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Gotta love kids, eh? ;)

Maybe you should work on your *hygiene*... He probably only said it because it's true.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:41pm by Cloudy

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he is 4 years old. What do you expect? Even if you are well groomed, people sweat, and they sweat a lot in that area due to hair concentration etc. it's life.

#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:43pm by AliSama

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