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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37983) - you deserved it (8648)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

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