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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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Gotta love kids, eh? ;)

Maybe you should work on your *hygiene*... He probably only said it because it's true.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:41pm by Cloudy

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Hey, this is Nick, from your class. Thank your little cousin for me, because I wanted to ask you out, but now I know better.

#44 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:52pm by Hoff

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