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Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37880) - you deserved it (2688)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:09pm - kids - by Spotted (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Eh, kids will ask harmless questions about things they don't understand. There's no ill-intent.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:48pm by Seegtease

See in context

+6

Agree with #1. Accutane is magic. I should have done a decade sooner than I did. It works.

#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:34pm by Aaron

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+4

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