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Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23215) - you deserved it (12318)

On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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That's teenagers for you.

#1 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:47pm by TheGuyOverThere

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haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:48pm by I_Own_Ubers

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