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Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16170) - you deserved it (8924)

On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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