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Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11289) - you deserved it (25005)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

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i love coloring books :)

#1 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:05pm by jillianb34

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haha! 21yo female, I love coloring books.

#4 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:07pm by too_curvy

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