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Today, while flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a new born puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice ino my lap, and than coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (2648)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:34am - kids - by coloradoman (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

#5 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:35am by sooverit01

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FYL. You should have forced the parent to pay for it. Child or not, that laptop is gone. Childish innocence can not pay for a destroyed computer.

#56 - On 11/30/2009 at 4:20pm by PoopskinTheLiar

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