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Today, my 5 year old lactose intolerant daughter decided to have some chocolate. The result: me cleaning the bathroom walls at 3am, finishing at 4:30am, and then start cleaning again at 5am when her stomach contents decided I had missed a spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (576) - you deserved it (2739)

On 11/18/2009 at 3:43am - kids - by Widespread (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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