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Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (3064)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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when I was a kid , I was washing our car and i put the hose up the exhaust pipe lol.

#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:18am by paka_95

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GAY PRIEDD HEY-O

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:45am by Major_General

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