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Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML

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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

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A three year old willingly ate a dead bug? Really? My three year old would be disgusted by that.

#6 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:26am by ohnomama

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You need to take that back to the store. Clearly, you should be getting a LIVE, huge cockroach! What fun for a child is a dead one? She should have to run it down, capture it, kill it while enjoying it's little roachy screams and then eat it.

No wonder kids are so soft, fat and lazy these days, we taking all the joy out of childhood by giving them cereal will pre-killed roaches.

Thanks for making Texas proud.

#18 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:15am by perdix

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