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Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24262) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

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