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Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9997) - you deserved it (21824)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Imagine what he would've did if you said fuck off.

#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:31pm by i_got_it

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He's got good aim.

You should've done the same thing. Have like, a fight via streams to see whose stream is mightier.

#9 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:38pm by allmidnighteyes

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