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Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (6016)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:30pm - kids - by Jer (man) - United States (Colorado)

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