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Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (8000)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:30pm - kids - by Jer (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Not enough details to decide if FYL or YDI

#4 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:18am by sretter

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Then leave him alone, if hes an adult hell call you when he fucking wants to.

#2 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:13am by Tungmup

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