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Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8345) - you deserved it (24745)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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