i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's.
i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for fucking your kid up in the first place.
I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this:
Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean*
Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!)
Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...)
Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...)
Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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