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Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)

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i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's.

i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for fucking your kid up in the first place.

>.>

#8 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:33am by endziet

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I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this:
Daughter: *Puke*
Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean*
Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!)
Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...)
Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...)
Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

#32 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:05pm by PixilatedxMe

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