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Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm - kids - by Lesley (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Time for a parent-teacher conference.

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:15am by Seegtease

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Time for some exercise and diet plans.

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:35am by d101

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