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Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (852)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-

#13 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:48pm by MadeOfAwesome

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Your sister's a dumb bitch. Period. I mean, what person gives a 5-YEAR-OLD an ANT FARM?! Those presents are suitable for older kids. I'm pretty sure it's suitable for kid 9 AND OVER.

#32 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:50pm by The_Derpinator

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