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Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33517) - you deserved it (7175)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-

#13 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:48pm by MadeOfAwesome

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lmfao kids

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:34pm by baby_love

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