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Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2621)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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