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Today, my little 7 year old brother asked me what horny meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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funny little kid, I should've done that while I was young :P

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:05am by Nap

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Ugh the same thing happened to me except it was "orgasm" that he didn't know and my mom went in depth about how it feels when she has one :/

#11 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:19am by maryfofary

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