Today, I participated in the school play. My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me and said, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." Thanks dad for not recognizing your own daughter. FML

by Stevieebabyy / 09/10/2009 at 10:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

    #5 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:20am by thequickredofox

    See in context

  • You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family.
    As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked."
    He'll understand :D

    #13 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:43am by allmidnighteyes

    See in context