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Today, I participated in the school play. My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me and said, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." Thanks dad for not recognizing your own daughter. FML

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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

#5 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:20am by thequickredofox

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You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family.
As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked."
He'll understand :D

#13 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:43am by allmidnighteyes

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