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Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31965) - you deserved it (11399)

On 09/08/2009 at 12:42am - kids - by GhettoBeast (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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YDI because you dont react like that to a child, it will freak them the fuck out.

but also FYL because how would you know?

#4 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:37am by gueeterman

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Try to explain it to him. Be nice. Kids are forgiving when you can own up to your mistakes. And for future reference, a better response would be: "That was quite a fall. Are you okay?" in a calm, caring voice.You being scared makes them scared.

#8 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:52am by GreenAlbatross

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