Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48423) - you totally deserved it (1404)
On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)
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woot! i moderated this, im glad this made it on
I Dont know why people even would vote YDI...how can he deserved this?
FYL indeed..!
#83 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:17pm by aFMLaddict
You slipped out of the room, your "dad" slipped out of the driveway, your real dad slipped out of your mom, your mom slipped out of consciousness. Wow, your family must use alot of soap for such dirty people. I bet you own at least three slip and slides, I sure wish I did.
#120 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:15am by seanreddog
yes it does
ur mom needs to get her
priorities straight
#40 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:18pm by NobodysLover
I'm afraid of parmesan cheese, makes me want to hide in the bathtub.
#129 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:36am by seanreddog
At least they're able to still enjoy each other through this tragic time. (;
#5 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:23pm by redbluegreen
no, no, plexico, you misunderstand. i think she was trying to say that her dad drove the car into the house where her parents were doing it.
#73 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:35pm by the_stereotype
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
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#10 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:26pm by beautiful_mayhem
I hope your dad comes home and finds them. Cheating is Wrong!!
#12 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:27pm by OneandOnlyOne
Where does it say he was at work? Women work to you know. Men arent the only ones who can get jobs... Idiot.
Your username is "pimpin88". No more talking about how women suck.
#17 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:32pm by GrapefruitZoe
What's worse is that the mom was cheating on her husban while her kids where at home
#147 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:29pm by Cali_Vampire
OMG, your dad's car is gone. lool, what you should have done is get ur camera, and try to film them, or take a pic, or do something to prove that ur mum's cheating. Also put a note where your dad usually parks telling your mum she's been caught cheating and she's a big slut, considering this fml was about cheating. also add that when your dad gets home, you will tell him and show him the evidence. fyl.
that sucks! I i would go talk to your dad and ask where he was at so and so time.. then talk to ur mom and like try to guilt her outta if good luck i hope your mom isnt one to do that to your dad:S:S
#23 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:42pm by stephanierwr
Maybe they didn't look outside beforehand, and didn't see the car gone? I mean, I often don't know if my parents are gone somewhere, unless I look outside and see the car gone.
Haha. Now you get to see your mom try to explain it all. Mwuhahaha.
#27 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:54pm by firepowahhx90
FYL, and your dad's.
Though that's putting it extremely lightly
#28 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:54pm by DameGreyWulf
Hey, maybe the dad knows.
I mean, its also VERY possible he doesn't, but sometimes partners are open to swinging, or don't want to be together anymore, but don't want to divorce (usually for a child's sake) so they just have an open lifestyle like that.
However, either way, F- OP's life for catchin' his mom in bed, presumably with someone that isn't his dad.
You have a good point, hopefully that is the case.
Hopefully.
#69 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:21pm by DameGreyWulf
Im gladd you didnt see your mom. But srsly, tell your dad if that wasn't him on the bed.
#32 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:56pm by ClumsyJason
Randy: Well, y-you see, when a-when a man and a woman fall in love, the-the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love.
Token: [after a long silence] And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?
#37 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:14pm by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
oh shit! like do u know who it was?... like your father or something? cause that would be sooo not cool! :O
#38 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:14pm by cassie_gym
Hah, win.
OP probably walked in on parents and once they noticed the car wasn't in the drive way they decided it would be an excuse for a good FML. Then they saw the car in the street, and posted anyway. XD
#126 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:30am by LemonFairy
well... lets hope so... cause that would be just fucking awkward and like how do you feel when you see that?
#41 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:18pm by cassie_gym
Whoa! I hoped you either barged back in there or waited outside to see who comes out. And have a camera ready!
#44 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:21pm by scorpioserpent
You should have sat outside the bedroom door and waited for them to come out and have to exlain themselves then!!
#48 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:28pm by Jagoda_rox69
The true irony would be if your mom was borrowing the car.
#49 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:32pm by Chad_Brisson
Maybe the car was in the shop? Well, if your mom was cheating... no offense, but what a slut. Cheating on your husband while your kid's in the house? WTF?
What does it matter anyway? Okay, uptight about the most random thing...
#134 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:54am by gummibehrs
You THINK he's your dad. I bet your real dad lives in some other state with another woman.
#59 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:58pm by amitalegaonkar
You should make sure you know where your dad was because maybe it was him but the car was...parked somewhere else? Or broke down and was in the shop. Then if your dad wasn't home at the time for sure, tell him. :O
OHHHMYYGODDD:|
awwh, poor you.,
youu gotta let your dad know, but hopefuly it was him,
but either wayy ewww!
#62 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:02pm by LALALALagirrl
I say it's blackmail time! Film the two of them going at it and see how much loot you can get out of mom.
Your dad's car isn't stolen, it's just parked in your mother's garage ;D
#66 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:09pm by allmidnighteyes
Wow that's worse then walking in on your actual parents
#72 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:29pm by oathkeeper75
You are a stupid troll. Referencing Clay Aikin? Dude, 2006 is way over.
#95 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:48pm by lway2009
Sorry. FYL. And F your dads too. Your mom is a cheating whore. She doesn't dererve you guys. I'm sorry. That really really sucks. :(
#80 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:11pm by angryseatroll
ewww! why would they do it if you're in the house anyway? ._. ewewew
thats pretty much likeee
asking for trouble
cheating & having sex with someone else in the home
EW
FAIL.
#81 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:15pm by Zombierella
Did you ever think that maybe your mom borrowed your dads car, and it was your dad that was cheating on your mom. Hmm. These things in life to wonder. // Just thought i'd put that out there.
#84 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:18pm by Daaniellee1234
or maybe the women in your parents bedroom wasn't your mum and the man wasnt your dad...maybe they were just some robbers who got hot of the tention and decided to have sex right away?
#86 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:21pm by aFMLaddict
I want a preview of the world you live in via movie format. Seriously... how much adult rated stuff do you go through hourly?
LOL that would be way too funny. hopefully the mom would get the obvious reference, though.
OP - maybe your dad's car was in the shop? or something...? =/
#91 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:43pm by maipinkbear
Regardless of how gross it would be to see my mom doing the do, I'd totally go in and yell at her. The dumb bitch would be stupid to ever cheat on my dad.
if she was cheating, and your dads car isn't there, where is the other persons car ? unless its like a neighbor. now wouldn't that be awkward....
#92 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:44pm by strikersoccer09
Do this ask your dad. "Dad were you home last night?" and if he said yes, there you go, but if he says no, than ur screwed.
Oh also if he than ask why just say " I was just wondering" cause I don't wanna get u in shit either.
I like how everyone says ew. Maybe the Dad wasn't doing it for the Mom anymore. If the mother isn't happy then no one is happy...
Laura the op thought he walked in on his/her mom and dad having sex but it wasn't the dad because the dads car wasn't in the driveway
Fuck your dad's life and then fuck your life.
Although, now is the time to drop hints that you know and blackmail anything you want out of her :D
And then tell anyway because she's a cheater.
#110 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:30pm by gummibehrs
OMG! Your mom was having sex with your dad's car?! Scandalous!
#114 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:30am by Triumvirate
No, stupid.
His /dad/ was having sex with the car. That's why it wasn't in the driveway! He's got enough decency to move into the garage.
#127 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:32am by LemonFairy
Definitely a FAIL moment Starchild. I mean, who has sex with a car? OP's mom = epic fail.
#133 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:52am by Triumvirate
How can 434 people think he deserved it? Whoever voted YDI is sick in the head. FYL dude, and your father's too. Hopefully it'll work itself out.
#116 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:42am by Serpentine
His daddy is her mommy. Cartmans mom's a dirty slut. She's a hermaphrodite. His mom is his father. FYL for not realizing your mother is really Lady Gaga.
#139 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:32am by seanreddog
Don't overreact. Your mom bought a new car, and your dad felt like walking home today. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
Oh my gosh. That soo sucks.
I once walked in on my mom giving my dad a blow job. Unfortunately, They noticed I walked in. It was disgusting.
Anywho, It's horrid that you walked in on them, but it's even worse it might not have been your father.
FYL.
Gouge out the part of your brain that holds long-term memory NOW
#137 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:06am by gummibehrs
Gouge out the part of your brain that holds long-term memory NOW
#138 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:08am by gummibehrs
Maybe he parked it somewhere else so you would think they weren't home while they did the naughty.
#140 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:42am by Whatevers_clever
I feel for you, but I would be a lot more sympathetic if you didn't use the euphemism "doing it". Why are people on FMLs so afraid to say what they mean. Man parts, down there, doing it - stop dancing around it and just say it out loud: Penis, genitals, fucking! Go on, say it right now! It's liberating, isn't it?!
When talking about his mother having sex with someone besides his father, I don't blame him for using a euphemism. He was probably trying to forget what he just saw and he didn't want the mental picture that a stronger phrase might bring.
Good news: At least you only saw one parent doing it not both.
Bad news: Your mother has achieved the rank of whoooore.
#142 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:50am by 2Chances2Fail
It's FML. Your life was just f*cked because I said so! And what I mean is, it's FML. Not Yahoo's home page Mrs grammar patrol!
w/e ive walked in on my parents plenty of times. worse i can hear them from my room
#148 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:43pm by xX_INFAMY_Xx
w/e? Not exactly, haha, and it's not the same because it WASN'T her dad
#153 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:04pm by NicoleAlexandra
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, you've got quite the mom o_o. fyl
#152 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:54pm by nick_beresho
Tell her [the mother] what? "You're a cheating bitch?" I think OP should tell HIM [i.e., daddums].
#158 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:07am by capital_seven
shoulda called your dad at work and told him to come home quick cuz something had happened to your mom.
You better tell your daddy or better yet you should have called your dad & told him your mom is doing it in the room with some guy....
#162 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:45pm by ShinyShine
There's a thing called a garage, where cars are stored in, when they are not being used.
#166 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:07pm by Melancholics
not everyone has room to put their car in the garage--or even has a garage for that matter!!
#168 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:09am by Raplapla1022
