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Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75478) - you deserved it (3208)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

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Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.

#4 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:22pm by null

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yo mama's got some 'splainin to do

#9 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:24pm by DeadMansCrack

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