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Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.

#7 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:09am by 24788

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Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"

#11 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:17am by Artanias

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