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Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40481) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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