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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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at least he didn't yell "I've got mushrooms and a bullet", or "I've got 3 shells, these guys in front of me are about to get hit"

#13 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:08am by FlaminYawn

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i really really hope the last part is a lie, and instead you just got glared at, my faith in the people of this country is low enough as it is.

#4 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:35am by whyevenbother

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