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Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7680) - you deserved it (34730)

On 08/23/2009 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:16pm by conan6

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YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

#6 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:19pm by letitbe56

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