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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11239) - you deserved it (36025)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Kid = 1
Idiot = 0

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#2 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:08am by trynightday

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