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Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 12:32am - kids - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

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It's not just kids that think that.

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:06am by lizzzie

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That's just how little kids work
I had to have my little brother pretend to beat me up so he would stop crying, and start laughing

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:10am by hady9090

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