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Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44027) - you deserved it (17949)

On 08/09/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by ugh.. (man) - United States (Alaska)

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Well, you went out on a limb.

#6 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:23pm by caancoha

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i hope you kept an eye on her.
i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg.
poor girl.

FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

#3 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:11pm by lab2lb

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