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Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37998) - you deserved it (5500)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:03am by soiree

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I hate little kids -.-

#4 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:13am by lone_wanderer

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