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Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31101) - you deserved it (4226)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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