Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
lol . . . teach him to tell the difference between peeing behind a tree and in a public place :p . But otherwise , a great story for when he's older . lol.
#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:08am by iFRUiTTART
Yeah.
Your dad rules. It's very important to know about peeing on trees.
Also, he's a kid. It's a good thing he's taking advantage of almost no consequences and peeing in malls.
Just wait till your father teaches him how to pick up women. (;
#6 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:24am by redbluegreen
Not everyone that lives in West Virginia is a "hick". The only reason that stereotype is there is because some idiotic reporter paid the Hatfield's and McCoy's some money to dress like they were poor when they were having a family feud during the early 1900's and those pictures got posted to the New York Times paper. That's where the stereotype comes from, and is not true to the whole state.
thats just too funny! oh and hes a kid.. lighten up.. his pawpaw was just doing what pawpaws are best at
#12 - On 08/01/2009 at 7:30am by Paige_Nicole10
Why are crimes hard to solve in west virginia? the DNA is almost the same. maybe he was taught to use the tree because the outhouse was occupied?
That's right. Their family trees don't have any branches. ;)
#28 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:09pm by xxXChiiXxx
all you people making "inbred" jokes, go fuck yourselves!! we do things better in the south and the rest of the country can go jump off a bridge
#39 - On 08/01/2009 at 11:17pm by Paige_Nicole10
Can we just talk about this for a second? I do believe (and I may be incorrect, but I think otherwise) that for your comment to be grammatically correct it would have to read something like this: "You, sir, fail. Before attempting to insult, try to actually use proper capitalization. You've made an improper sentence structure, which makes you a dumb ass."
Practice what you PREACH PREACH PREACH.
#39 So you're whining about your people making bad jokes about your home state, in the exact same post that you insult the North? No I don't agree with stereotypes, but seriously chill.
i agree with #2
and #6 you almost made me piss my pants laughing. =D
#16 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:17am by gemibofrraFTW
My ex's family taught his nephew that so he'd stop peeing in his pants. Instead every time he had to go to the bathroom he'd proclaim "MAW MAW I'M GONNA PEE ON YOUR ROSES."
FYL
Though really, that's what grandfathers are for. Parents will teach their kids about morality, and then the grandfathers subvert that morality with lessons on how to pee on trees, fire slingshots, dodge paying for things, that sort of thing. Grandfathers are fantastic.
Plus, you're the boy's mother, it's not like you could teach him how to pee on a tree. Not accurately, anyway.
#18 - On 08/01/2009 at 9:34am by bobbassguy
let a kid live. I grew up on a little 'farm'. We peed and pooped in the trees. haha when we went to school my little brother peed in the courtyard once. but it's no harm!
#19 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:12am by badabing94
We don't complain (much) about what you girls do in the malls. Let 'im have this.
#25 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:54am by BeeSkwaird
lmao. What was your father thinking?
#25, what do girls do in the mall that's worse than peeing on ferns?...just curious.
i have a feeling he's talking about spending hours in stores...something along those lines
#31 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:25pm by save_me_08
wow this happens to be one of those u really deserved it times like once i was at someones house and her little twerp of a bro whipps it out and pees on her house later i found pee stains all over her house a total lol
#30 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:19pm by oneandlonely
...this seems straight from that adam sandler movie BIG DADDY.
#32 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:50pm by neverlandfairy
He sounds like he'll grow up into an assertive man. Be proud of him! All he needs to learn is the difference between public and private spaces.
#37 - On 08/01/2009 at 7:17pm by silvrdollr
YDI for having a son. YourlifeisG for having a cool dad.
#42 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:04am by Shyman4ever
at first i said "wtf" and then i saw you were from west virginia. that explains alot.
#48 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:12pm by muffinsareyummy
Just because something is in a movie doesn't mean it can't have happened in real life. In fact, usually it means it has.
How iffy! When i went to Fat Camp we all peed in hedges, but the lady instructor saw me and ran away screaming! Now my adventures stay in my wide collection of Marvel Comic Books!
L-O-L
ARE YOU ROFLING KIDS, ARE YOU GETTIN' ME DOG?
peace out homeys.
#58 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:49pm by JOKUSPOKUS123
...You should probably teach your kid that he should piss and crap in the toilet. Just sayin'.
#59 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:34pm by EyeoftheSun
I love how everyones raggin on WV, but you all know that every state has people just as goofy as our own. Oh and hell yea I remember when my grandpa taught me how to pee on a tree.
