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Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45773) - you deserved it (3772)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Well given the fact that you both can't give birth..
But yeah, that sucks.

#2 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:16pm by _Noon_

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ACTUALLY people CAN have kids. If two gay men decide they want to have kids, they can always use thier sperm, and use a surrogate. Also, if two lesbian woman wanted to have kids, they can choose a sperm donor and have kids that way. Gay men know that obviously they cant make a baby together, and lesbian women know that obviously there is a part missing, but there are ways to have kids, so before you decide to come out and be an arrogant asshole, think before you open your mouth. As a lesbian, who has gay friends, i'm here to tell you that we understand the obstacles, and we embrace them. Gay parents are just as competent and capable as straight parents. Get over your homophobic, holier than thou bullshit, and accept people as they are.

#20 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:52pm by dykeinlove

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