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Today, I had to tell my 10 year old son that me and his father are getting a divorce. His reply? "Yes! I call living with dad!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51780) - you deserved it (11894)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:13pm - kids - by reckless182 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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At least he's taking it well.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:16am by bobtea

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Maybe it's because of your bad grammar? "me and his father"?? Try "his father and I" next time and maybe he'd choose you =)

#15 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:44am by katy29

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