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Today, I told my 8 year old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she is ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (6068)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Kids piss me off.

#5 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:35pm by Tubasaurus

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She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.

#11 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:41pm by maria12

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