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Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Good of you to show them how it's done.

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:34pm by aback

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Watch where you're aiming next time man. I would of kick it straight back at them if they weren't little kids. See how they like a face full of soccer ball lol

#6 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:46pm by powersticks

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