Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48328) - you deserved it (8190)
On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)
fmlatmovies's life also sucksToday, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing…
BlueBaby123 also deserved itToday, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the…
she said bullshit at 9 years old?
#8 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:32am by iBad
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haha, can't lie to kids XD
#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:28am by 666midnight
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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