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Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

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she said bullshit at 9 years old?

#8 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:32am by iBad

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haha, can't lie to kids XD

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:28am by 666midnight

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