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Today, at 3:00 am, I sat with my 3 year-old adopted daughter while she tried to go back to sleep. She had had a nightmare, and I read that "not leaving" was the most important thing a father could do. My wife woke and called me a pervert for sitting there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51152) - you deserved it (1812)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:02am - kids - by me (man) - United States (California)

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