Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
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plethora 3
Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.
ima_krackerr 0
hahahah.. gotta love kids
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Comments (148)
ima_krackerr 0
hahahah.. gotta love kids
PoopTrainDix 0
that's ****** awesome!
fsxman1 11
that's hot!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
go shave that beard
violetrider123 3
the kid in your profile picture is adorable
nicoleclark 0
Bearded clam! lol
MissNicky_fml 0
agreed
monkeyman2772 7
aww, cute profile picture
bellsy 0
kids say the darndest things =) haha what was your reaction though??
yumyumpower 16
What was your reaction
Emm_fml 0
Haha Feel kinda sorry for you :)
Rickytw100 0
Wow don't you just love little kids!
suckerz 0
I hate it when girls only take care of their hygiene when they are in a relationship... you so deserved that... why shouldn't you take care of your bikini line cuz you broke up with your bf??? that's just gross...
Tehalon 0
Bwahahaha, good one!
cypher_sonic 0
Let's wait ten years and let's see the kid's reaction when he finally realizes what he's done.
Art_Vandeley 0
Eeeeewwwwww
plethora 3
Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.
badluckalex 23
so happy I am not a woman!
zombiepeanut 0
That sucks!