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Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (32724) - you deserved it (50757)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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