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Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when this small boy starts looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kids face look like that"? He said it so loud 3 tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:46pm - kids - by maximumpower (man) - United States (New York)

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'out of the corner of your ear?'

#2 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:06am by thewalrus421

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Well, maybe he asked that because you have pointy ears with corners. And was wondering why he didn't have corners in his ears.

#9 - On 03/15/2009 at 11:30am by CaptainPat

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