Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34738) - you totally deserved it (11908)
On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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What.
This is something everyone comments on when a parent writes about their child cussing.
FIRST OF ALL, do you think you're that perfect? Do you really think you may judge others on how they talk when their kids is around? Get your own kids first! It pisses me off how people try to judge others because they're not perfect.
Secondly, what kind of parent are you/will you be if you never let your child leave your home to meet others? That on the other hand is something I'll gladly judge you for, because that's sick and unacceptable, a kid needs to meet other people to learn social mechanics. And what happens when you meet other people? You pick up their language.
That was the dumbest comment of the day.
#55 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:26am by TysonFawlay
My parents never EVER swore in front of me until I started swearing.
I learned every cuss word from my friends. (And that started when I was 12.)
So actually, little Miss Defensive, learn to be a better parent.
#58 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:36am by InfectedWithDrew
Me, my friends, and pretty much everybody i KNEW was swearing by that age. This isn't uncommon. It isn't like your son is the only one swearing at his age. Not an FML.
#66 - On 06/27/2009 at 12:02pm by lolzforfun228
I'm sorry, but in my honest opinion, this is fucking disgraceful. It's all well and good if they want to swear around their peers, but no one should ever swear or cuss at an elder. It's simply a matter of RESPECT. What has our society degenerated into when 9 nine-year-old kids starts telling their parents to fuck off. If my kid ever swore in front of me, he can surely expect some punishment. And to be fair, I make it a point not to swear in front of my kids as well. LEAD BY EXAMPLE. It's not simply trying to be perfect, if you want your kids to stop swearing, then stop swearing in front of them. How can you expect your child to not do something when you're doing it yourself? In the words of InfectedWithDrew, "learn to be a better parent". YDI
0.o my brothers 10 and you should hear his vocabulary. talks like a sailor, i find it sickening to listen to.
but on the other hand, your kids funny "fuck this shit" is like my favourite saying ever hahaha!
and if your having a girl expect more of that it always sicks when you find out your not going to have a little sibling of the same sex. i would know im the only girl of 3 kids :(
Um, it's called Discipline. Teach your kids at the very least not to curse in front of elders, women, and children. If they're with friends, let them be, but cursing at one's parents is unacceptable.
#83 - On 06/27/2009 at 2:01pm by KayOh
While I agree with 83 for the most part, I feel bad for her kids. She's a feminist as you can tell. Basically it's ok to curse at men, since women are dainty pure creatures (oh sorry, it's disrespectful to say creatures, right? Ok, they're dainty pure superior human beings whom we should all prostrate to whenever we see them), and men are fat disgusting slobs who enjoy fighting and cursing, since they know nothing of how to act civilized. Amirite?
Sorry for having an opinion,
But I started swearing with my friends and I never swore around my parents, but my friend swore because they did.
Jeeez calm.
#102 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:08pm by cardboardtastes
#55.
I think he was saying that because it is odd that a nine year old kid would know possibly the worst cuss word around.
As for the actual FML, I would have smacked him hard enough so that he would learn not to say words like that. Teach him a lesson. A young boy at that age should not have the knowledge of that word nor should he be able to use that language in a respectable house.
Unless the FML writer didn't bring this upon herself, I think it would be safe to say that she is responsible for how her kid acts and as of right now, he is acting like trash. So maybe it wasn't stupid of "cardboardtastes" to have that type of reaction. Because it could very well be her fault for her son knowing that type of language. Whether it be intentional or not, it is her responsibility because it is HER FUCKING CHILD.
All they asked was "How do you speak to your kids?" There was no need to write a whole essay.
#135 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:35am by danineteen
#96, what the hell are you talking about? A feminist would be the OPPOSITE of all those things. Since when do feminists encourage gender stereotypes? Maybe the name is misleading, but feminism in its purest, ideal form is the belief in equality in treatment and rights for both sexes.
You probably shouldn't label people with things that you don't even know the definition of.
okay. this isn't really an fml .
i started cussing when i was about seven.
but yeah ; your kid is a little badass(:
#174 - On 07/01/2009 at 9:45pm by ElliexMarie
#55...He's nine for fucks sake. When I have kids I won't say fuck in front of them, and I'm assuming I'll let them hang around people with the same standards.
#179 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:19am by themanistheman
anyone ever fucking think that the mom isn't to blame?!? maybe she doesn't swear in front of him at all you retards, maybe the dad is the one doing it. so don't bitch and moan at the OP when you don't know where the kid picked it up from. he could've heard it at school too, dipshits.
#200 - On 03/11/2010 at 4:49pm by apfunction
No no. It's not 'society's' fault her kid is a brat, it's HERS. Parents have full responsibility for raising their children. Even though they will inevitably come into contact with foul language etc. from other sources, if the OP had raised her kid right he shouldn't have had that reaction or used that kind of language to his mother.
Also, the OP's son must have picked up the opinion that she shouldn't be pregnant again (that phrasing is just weird, how often is this lady pregnant??) from somewhere else, probably another family member or neighbor, in which case the OP probably should have thought twice before opening her legs (again).
#105 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:53pm by boatiebanter
WOW. He's nine years old, you know. And even if she tried to teach him not to swear, how many nine-year-olds do you know who listen to their parents 100% of the time? He's at school 6 hours a day, he's at an age where his parents are not the only people influencing his choices. That stops around age 4 or 5.
I like how you take a nine-year-old kid so seriously that you think you can use his opinion to call his own mother, who we know nothing about, a whore. I guess all women who have multiple children are whores now. Even if she's had a lot of children/pregnancies, some people have the means to care for large families, so it's their choice.
How about the fact that he sounds like a little brat who is probably jealous of the fact that he'll get less attention with a new baby around, or annoyed that he's going to have a younger sibling bothering him all the time? If you had half a brain you'd realize how common this is...
Maybe this mom isn't even married? Maybe her son is tired of her getting knocked up by crackwhores?
Just a thought.
Why does it matter if she's married or not? There are plenty of people in long term serious relationships with kids who aren't married. Most of them don't spend their free time getting 'knocked up by crack whores.'
I completly agree.
My first thought about this post was NOT "oh that's a bad kid" or whatever.
It was "this woman probably has like fifteen other kids, and she needs to close her legs"
Maybe she doesn't, but why else would the kid be upset about her being pregnant.
Unless she has tons of kids, why would he get mad? The only other reason would be he's going through a rebellious streak, but I think he's a little young.
It has nothing to do with her parenting or his language education. It's that if this is the response someone has to her having more kids, then she shouldn't.
People who have tons of kids are selfish and absoulutly insane. You don't think there's enough kids out there already?
You want more kids? Adopt, for goodness sake. Most of the people who have tons of kids shouldn't be reproducing in the first place!
#82 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:59pm by princeton16
Lots of kids don't want siblings. It means less attention from their parents. Her son could easily be her only child.
This was funny as hell, though. First FML in a while that made me laugh out loud.
and people say kids don't learn from T.V. if you are really worried about it stop letting watch whatever comes on and be a better parent. or your next kid will be the same.
just saying
How many kids do you have? This sounds exactly like what my cousin said when my aunt got pregnant with her seventh kid. Word for word.
Nine year olds know a lot of words. They hear everything and can be pretty smart. They're not five year olds thinking naked is the worst word out there.
#8 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:32am by redbluegreen
I must say, that is clever of you.
But I don't think that the OP will agree with me.
#11 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:47am by Missnoname
9 is young but are you surprised that he knows words like that? Besides, words are words, if you demonize them you only give him the desire to rebel. About his reaction to your pregnancy, just make sure he knows that you are still there for him, even with a new baby.
good luck with the 9 year old and i suggest not leaving the sprog with him until you know he won't play "smother the baby"
Well, I kinda wouldn't blame him...seriously, a new kid in the family is definitely going to shake things up.
Pax / peace
#17 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:01am by bedspring_kiss54
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what a horrible parent you must be to raise such a child
#18 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:03am by russianredgirl
Your son is awesome!
And to those of you telling her she's a bad parent...shove it.
#20 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:17am by CrazyAsian
OMG your kid said a couple bad words? You must be the worst parent ever! Kids don't learn words from any sources except the mother and you're not allowed to say swear words when you have children. Even if he was learning words from outside sources you're his MOTHER, you should be able to censor everything that he hears and remove him from every situation that could possible result in his hearing of a bad word. What were you thinking?
-_-;;; I'm sure.
#21 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:32am by rainbowchelle
The mother can't know what the child hears until it's too late, she isn't psychic.
#22 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:50am by jclark
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Some big brother he's going to be. by the time your baby can walk you'll be taking him/her to visit big brother in juvenile detention.
Yea I agree FUCK THIS SHIT, its fucking HELL to have a younger brother/sister
#30 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:21am by Antonio718
The OP isn't necessarily a bad parent for her son to know those words. Seriously, what nine year old doesn't? He probably got it from school. Sorry about your kid's reaction, he'll probably get over it once he gets to be a big brother.
If I would have said that to my mom I would have gotten the fire beat out of me. There is nothing wrong with spanking a kid...you might try actually being a parent.
#34, sometimes it can traumatize the kid if it happens too much. But maybe you're right. I'm not a parent or anything so I wouldn't be the one to listen to.
Try monitoring what your child watches/listens to...
AND SPANK THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!
If I cursed as a child, my parents would have spanked me. You won't get arrested for discipline. Just don't abuse him and it's all good.
#35 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:40am by notapplicable123
Children don't usually speak like that without an example (usually the parents). So chances are, YDI.
#38 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:52am by ashb925
Child 1, Mom 0.
But really though, choke his ass lol.
And yes kids Do speak like that despite what the parents think at 9yrs old. If you know any nine year olds, you aren't dealing with a little kid anymore. They're pretty fucking lucid, unless the 9yr olds you know are all retarded.
#39 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:11am by Bangarang_Rufio
WOW!! I laughed out loud at this and choked on my Pepsi...That's awesome. But parenting: FAIL. Nice :D.
#40 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:36am by Jestermonkey
Is your son also known as Eminem in the glamour world?
#41 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:41am by sikanderimran
Wow you must be an awesome mom. Fuck your kids life, and your new kids life, and if you have anymore kids, fuck their life too.
Sounds like my brother when he just found out my mom is pregnant with a girl. He'll have 4 sisters soon xD
#44 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:51am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
your mom needs to close her legs.
that's fucking ridiculous.
#121 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:15pm by princeton16
Bahahaha that's halarious! I think he used the phrase in the perfect moment though. :p
When my little brother was 6, he would take swear words and put them together to make "Fuck-ass bitch." :o Yeahh, naughty much?
o ya and by the sounds of it (althogh I'm really hoping you guys are joking) i really hope some of you never have any kids.
stop being a whore and fucking up your kids life by having 10 of them. go get spayed
#49 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by 110879
LMAO!
Your kid is awesome!
YDI for cussing around him.
#52 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:47am by wheresmyvodka
parenting fail. your kid shouldn't even be in situations where he would pick up language like that, but even so he should be disciplined enough to know not to say them. not to mention apparently your son knows better than you do that there are too many people on this planet as it is.
#53 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:18am by diet_otaku
They pick it up at school. Would you rather she keep her kid out of school and get in trouble with the law, or shelter him from the whole world and shell out money getting him home schooled or attempting to do it herself and not having the right teaching credentials?
Better luck with the next one. Too late to fix the one you got now.
#54 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:19am by jonnymohio
So what? It's perfectly normal to swear at that age... You're trying to make your kids live under a rock.
Bahahaha that would have been my reaction when I was 9 (if i had that vocabulary..)
#61 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:40am by Cromwellsandwich
Everyone who blames it on the parents; this type of language is usually NOT the parents' fault. Those kids pick it up from school, tv, etc..
Kids usually spend more time at school than at home.
When I'm babysiting my little brother (he's 8) and I tell him he's not allowed to do something he says this to me: Fuck you, you fucking bitch asshole. And we don't speak English at home so it's not because of my parents that he talks like that. We DO go to an International English speaking school so guess where he got that type of language from!
And OP: congrats with your baby and eh, sorry about your son's reaction...
#63 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:43am by LollyPop1
well congratss on da neww kidd :)
butt ur son picked it up from skwel and tv... ma bro alwyz swears when my rents r gonee :/
he'ss 8!!! also from his friendss, but keep him away from violent video gamesss and if sumone sezz weell DUH! Sorryy butt Kids grab these games from their freindsss my bro had a copy of halo and Grand Theft Auto in his roomm when he was 7 ( he just turned eight) sighh anywayzz FYL indeeddd :/ ohh and make sure you're babyy duzn get those words from ur other sonn. alsooo dont blame yourselff, #63 is right itss not da parents fault
your son is freaking awesome. lol that'd be great if he just sat there listening for like a whole minute then just exploded and ran off.
HA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAGHAHAHAHBABABABBABABABABABAHAHAHAHHAHAH
#71 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:30pm by irrelevantxx
lol your son is right maybe he is tired of putting up with your bullshit or maybe beside your son you have more kids cus you said im pregnant again meaning it could be your talking about your son as being your first then this being your second or your son being your 1st but you already had a few more after him and now you got another one... anyway if you son feel so strongly about it i would think you obviously doing something that makes him feel so strongly about not wanting to have a little bro or sis
#72 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:32pm by ithedarkknight
is your son also your baby daddy? that would explain a lot
#76 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:37pm by deliapearl
Your kid is a brat, hope you do a better job raising the next one!
#77 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:38pm by blueslushy
My family cusses in front of the kids all the time, and cussed in front of me when i was little, too. They just told us not to repeat what they said. If we did, we'd get screamed at. Problem solved.
#80 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:48pm by chrispy0111
My family cussed in front of us sometimes. It happens. But lay down the rule that saying that kind of stuff isn't allowed. FYL.
People, I think the OP is saying the FML is that the kid got so mad that he cussed about having a brother or sister. Not that he is cussing. But it might be both. I think that the main one is the the baby one though.
What made him act that way anyways? Wait, how many kids do you have? Alot? I would understand if you have alot of kids. Cuz that would suck.
Hope you have more luck with the new kid!
TEEHEE
You kid doesn't have to be all sunshine and lollypops about you having another kid. So YDI
#86 - On 06/27/2009 at 2:37pm by Lisasimpsonfan
so basically you can't discipline the kid you already have and your having another one... smart move dumbass
#87 - On 06/27/2009 at 2:49pm by noonecaresurfat
"I am pregnant again"
wow, sounds like you just had one and are pregnant again. If so, I don't blame the kid for being pissed.
#88 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:07pm by scorpioserpent
I dont think people get it. He not nessisarily following his parents example. Children these days are heavly influensed by their peers and do what others are doing to be cool.
You said "pregnant AGAIN". Maybe you're a poor single mother who can't afford another child and your 9 year old knows it. YDI. Obviously your 9 year old detects that the pregnancy will majorly affect every aspect of his life and he is probably pissed off.
#90 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:17pm by HondaGirl2010
That makes no sense. My mom has three children and if she was to become pregnant she would not be "pregnant for the first time" but "PREGNANT AGAIN" - would this make her a poor single mother who cannot afford another child? Not the case at all. No real point in assuming anything because all you truly know is what the OP has posted; everything else is your own little fairytale.
#93 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:50pm by yeahfyourlife
im so sorry ... not about what ur kid said, but that ur preggo. man thats gotta suck a hairy taint
#92 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:50pm by Colby_Colbert
Just because her kid said "fuck that shit," doesn't mean she already has 20 kids. Not everyone is a fucking octomom. Maybe this is only her second child, grow a brain assholes.
OP:FYL.
#94 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:00pm by purpleiscool
You said "pregnant AGAIN", so your son obviously has a problem with it, either because he already has siblings and feels like he's having to fight for a share of love and attention, or because your family is in some sort of position where a new baby would be more stress than happiness.
Once you have your first child, it no longer, from a moral standpoint, becomes entirely your and your husband's right to pop out babies just because you want more. If your 9-year-old son had adequate love and attention and KNEW and FELT that attention from mom and dad is unconditional (not rationed out), he would take the news of a potential sister or brother with excitement or happiness, not with the anxiety he obviously feels now (judging by his language).
Remember: children didn't get to choose whether or not they were born or who their parents are...YOU choose how many times you want to get pregnant and have more. It's your responsibility to not let your love for your older children dwindle in the excitement of having another baby.
YDI, and you still have the opportunity to give your son the adequate love and attention he deserves. You should take advantage of that opportunity before its too late.
#95 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:10pm by _DANTE_
Why do you people always think about all the possibilities of WHY the kid cussed? "Oh, it's because she's a bad mom", or "No wait, it's probably because her mom has way too many kids already since she said 'pregnant again'.." If the OP really wanted to tell you more about her life she would (or wouldn't), but PLEASE just read the post, laugh or scoff at it, then MOVE ON with your fucking life. Stop wasting your time reading between the lines and trying to decipher the details of the OP's life.
#97 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:47pm by fyourlifetoo
Why do you people always think about all the possibilities of WHY the kid cussed? "Oh, it's because she's a bad mom", or "No wait, it's probably because her mom has way too many kids already since she said 'pregnant again'.." If the OP really wanted to tell you more about her life she would (or wouldn't), but PLEASE just read the post, laugh or scoff at it, then MOVE ON with your fucking life. Stop wasting your time reading between the lines and arguing or discussing with each other of the little unmentioned details of this post.
**EDITTED
#98 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:49pm by fyourlifetoo
FYI: Some people hate siblings, especially younger siblings. Your son is smart enough to know that if you have another kid, he is going to get a whole lot less of everything. YDI
#99 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:55pm by shadow_duv
Firstly, while he may not have learned the words at home, you are still a fail parent if he is unafraid to say things like that in front of you.
Secondly, 65: Please never reproduce. Please never type again.
#100 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:04pm by cherlana32
What is with kids and their filthy mouths now days? I didn't even know that word at nine...good lord.
Why are you all blaming the mother?! Kids learn things from friends and television too. She was OBVIOUSLY shocked to hear him say that.. So wouldn't you think she doesn't use the words herself?
#104 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:40pm by AlfonzoRex
FYL for having raised a little asshole who thinks it's okay to speak to his parent that way!! Society does not thank you for that. Try better with this one. And obviously he's not going to be overjoyed; he's old enough to know what babies mean: crying and stinky diapers and no one having any time for him. Still, what an incredible brat. Congrats. It's not about the words he learned and used. It's about the fact that he thought it was an acceptable thing to do. Rinse that little shit's mouth out with soap.
You should really talk to him about the cursing. Explain to him why cursing is bad. When my sister was little I didn't make a big deal out of her cursing, which could potentially backfire since things that are 'off limits' have an attraction for children. I had to hide my laughter from her once because the timing was perfect. She was four and it was just cute the way it slipped from her mouth. Catching that I found it humorous she said "Was that funny?". I said, "Yes, but please don't say it again." She said, "Ok, I won't."
As far as the baby, I've heard that a good way to help children cope with new siblings is to get them involved. You could have him help pick a name or an outfit or buy a present for the baby. But make sure that things aren't 'all about baby'. Becuase that is the major reason children don't like younger siblings. You still need to make sure there is plenty of time for your other kids.
#108 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:22pm by michaelsgirl
Oh, I forgot to mention. Little kids are like sponges when it comes to vocabulary they hear. My little sister knew words like "irk" and "facetious" when she was only five. When trying to figure out where she had learned these words I realized she just picked them up from listening to me and other older family members talk.
#109 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:27pm by michaelsgirl
Big whoopie fuck, they are just words. Your son is an epic win btw.
#111 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:31pm by quadracer111
You know, kids in school cuss and it's starting to pass down, every once in a while I'll hear a 6 year old say "shut the fuck up"
#112 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:06pm by Failurewithacapi
um, honestly who gives a fuck if they swear in front of their kids? i thought this was great =] =] =] =]
I would be washing his dirty mouth with some nasty tasting soap!
#119 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:51pm by sarahlovesebay
I think you need to teach your son to show some respect and how that attitude and language will not have any thing positive from it. Time to regulate!
You all must be kidding I new swear words when I was about 7 from school hats where all kids hear them
I actually think that this was hilarious.... I probably would have just laughed in his face. Or told him "This is why I'm going to like your new brother/sister better than you. They know some manners."
#123 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:07pm by SweetieLish
Your kid is right. It's ridiculous for people to have a bunch of kids, Mrs. Pregnant Again. Keep 'em closed. Babies aren't good for the economy.
#124 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:05am by darkknightress
ya i think you should try talking to your son about how he feels about you being pregnent. it sounds like hes pretty pissed about and not ready to accept another sibbling. Is this from a second husband>? that could be a major issue aswell. ya hes 9 but 9 yr olds have real feelings. you should definitly have a conversations with him about it.
Wow all you feminist asses, brain washed parents get the fuck over it. He swor so fucking what? Theyll eventually learn it. Secondly hes nine and probably pissed you got knocked up. Smooth work...
#134 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:25am by funnystories
my mom doesn't even realize that I just read an fml about me! thanks mom, Fuck your shit now
#142 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:30am by tudezdawgzy
Did anyone think that maybe it's not her fault he knows these words? Man my parents don't even cuss and I know every swear there is to know. From where? Friends, not Parents.
#144 - On 06/28/2009 at 4:16am by blobxmaster13
All the parents on fmylife seem to have children that are rather vulgar.
This has to do with lack of parenting skills. Even at my current age, I would never dream of talking to my mother that way. How I talk outside of the home may be a different story, but I RESPECT her way too much to ever do that.
Damn, even when I dream of that, I get punished.
It's just way too rude and disrespectful, not to mention classless.
I suggest teaching him to respect his elders and emphasizing to him that swearing is inappropriate and unacceptable in any situation. He should learn to use his words wisely to properly communicate his feelings at a young age because that's how he will handle conflicts and difficult emotions further down the line.
So for now, I must conclude that YDI.
So I learned every cuss word when i was 7 and learned the f word when i was 6. thats because my best friend had a teenage sister that liked to cuss a lot and she cussed in front of her all the time. she told the words to me. then it passed down to the whole class. someone in the 2nd grade class liked to cuss a lot and had a kindergarden brother, and the kindergarden brother said the f word one day in school, then everyone in class picked it up.
And that is an example of how kids learn this.
And this was even in a CATHOLIC school.
#147 - On 06/28/2009 at 9:31am by ILikeCheeseLOL
Great - and now you are going to raise another delinquent? Your kid is that young and talks like that to you? Boy... you must have raised HIM right.
You need a license to drive a car, but anyone can have a kid. How wrong is that.
YDI
#149 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:15am by LikelyYourFake
I have a friend whose ten-year-old brother swears more than anyone I know.
I personally don't swear a lot, but that's because I find weird ways to say swears so they're not as offensive. xP
But that's our generation for ya.
Full of pervs, dumbasses, and swearing little kids.
#153 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:31pm by manoverboard
I can not believe that some of you are blaming her for getting pregnant. Seriously, as long as she can provide for her kids she can have as many as she fucking wants. Who is anyone to say how many kids a person can have? As for the kid, seeing as the OP was suprised to hear her child cuss, she probably doesnt swear around him. He's a nine year old kid, he goes to school were Im sure the kids cuss.
#154 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:14pm by Bored_2_Death
1. Kids cuss, and that's my unfortunate, selfish, underprivileged, stupid generation.
2. There is the mass over-population dilemma to consider when thinking of having more than two kids.
#155 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:53pm by ALittleBitOfThis
Great job rasining your son. He's got a terrible mouth and thinks it's okay to get knocked up by strangers.
He's 9. Her job isn't near done. Some mother never stop raising their kids.
And a bad-mouth can be fixed... Ivory soapbars. And we don't know it was a stranger, could have been his father? You don't know the woman's relation-status.
hahahaha i love #3
but for real whats wronng with swearing ? just another word
hahaha this is still making me weak as fuck yo.
#162 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:29am by sw95volleyball
When did FML become criticize someones parenting? and where did it say that she DIDN'T punish him? this is an FML because now she has to deal with her kid's bad behavior.
Also, i learned to flip people off when i was 7, and i've never seen either of my parents flip anyone off. I had also learned all my bad words by the time i was nine, and i was at least 13 when i first heard my parents curse.
#163 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:57am by f_ambers_life
ydi for getting knocked up... AGAIN, apparently. try to focus on parenting the little monster you already birthed before bringing more kids into the world and inevitably fucking them up like you already have with this one.
#164 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:01am by milenavessylo
just so you know....
any nine year old will say that at school with his friends, especially when he is angry.
and you probably caught him off guard and thats why it came out. He probably regrets that you know how he talks now :(
If OP were black, they would be too busy beating the kid for using that language to get on FML and share the story. Otherwise, it'd be more like:
"Today my nine-year-old son said, "Fuck this shit!" when I told him I was pregnant. Just as I started to beat him for his inappropriate language, the neighbors walked by our house, saw me through the window, and called 911. FML."
I only say that phrase in times of dire and absolute frustration. What's his excuse?
Haha true story. Except I'm pretty sure there would be something about a crack addiction in there too...right after "I was pregnant."
#181 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:45am by themanistheman
I, for one, will never be swearing in front of my children. I plan to lead by example.
#182 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:01pm by rp125
I had learned every bad word when I was 7. I learned them all from my friends. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean your kids won't learn the words
#192 - On 12/20/2009 at 8:56pm by tally7mir
Maybe you should stop having kids, and start paying attention to him =]
#184 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:57pm by princessxD
for all the dips ouy there heres a few things to think about:
1: when a child swears it is not the parents fault, if you as a member of society can swear that means you are as at fault as anyone
2: to my earlier point your at fault because you have made this craved knowledge as all unknowns, like the human brain is programed to crave
3: who hasn't met attention obsesed in dividuals, when my mom told my little brother she was pregnant he started crying
4: don't blame personnality on parents it aint their fault
5: did you and must likly everyone you know know how to swear by 13 at most 4 years early whoopdy do
6: you hipocrits who curse swearing by swearing are both hippocritical and one of the causes
BAHAHAHA! I'd keep an eye on what your kid watches on TV from now on. xD
#187 - On 08/22/2009 at 4:39am by xxsweezyxx
Get off FML and get back to work bitch. When did we start letting women in the Internet, anyway?
#189 - On 11/27/2009 at 7:23pm by ElvenMarth
That made my day! hahaaa... and btw. while reading another FML post, I noticed that more than half of the people on here are either World of Warcraft nerds, or fucking american wannabes, so well, "fuck this shit"! ;)
Maybe he meant "TODAY, I REALIZED MY MOTHER HAS SEX. FML"
I mean, a lot of kiddies seem to have trouble handling that notion. XD
PS. YDI for breeding :)
my best friends brother, who is 7, curses so much. And she lives in one of the strictest families ever
#196 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:07pm by tally7mir
he probably heard it from someone else. kids repeat stuff all the time
#198 - On 02/26/2010 at 12:39am by ChicaChica5683
