Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
I agree, your life sucks (51160) - you totally deserved it (5035)
On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Oh don't we all want to be hookers xD a 5 year old girl comparing barbie to a hooker, that's someone whose really gonna get along fine in life though :P
#42 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:29pm by ForWhatItsWorth
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To both people above me: Why do ya'll reply to the first answer if you're not talking about the comment posted, just so you can be at the top!? Comment normally, like the rest of us!! Cunts!!
#44 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:31pm by lollipop_girl
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We all have high/fake aspirations, dumbass. I don't see you commenting about the 'fml' so mind your own buinsess, or that of the person that wants people to agree with his life being fucked, not myne, dipshit.
#56 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:39pm by ForWhatItsWorth
I'm with #44, it's annoying as hell when people do that just to be first. I hope you guys really were replying to #1.
#57 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:39pm by redbluegreen
The Question is; How does a 5 year old know what a hooker is? Hmmm....
#60 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:43pm by lexilovesyou
Aren't you glad you got a reason to comment on people commenting on the first comment to get to the top? I just did too, but I'm not that glad about it. Just saying. LOL
why is it annoying? who cares if they are second to top instead of the bottom? its also easier to click 'reply' than to scroll down
#127 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:33pm by slamdnkindrummer
yeah how DOES a five year old know what a hooker is?
#131 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:36pm by kisseshugsdrugs
#127: Just click on the scroll bar on the right of your screen and drag it down, you'll be at the bottom in no time! And the ability to reply to comments was added on this site for a reason, by abusing it you'll just get it removed. (I guess that's why it's not possible to report comments anymore).
Conformism Nazi FTW!
#148 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:25pm by UsingLogic
56, he was basically replying to the comments that were Off Topic to the previous comments. He was in no way refeering to the fml at all, but actually doing something that most of the people wern't. Actually making a real reply to the first comment instead of trying to be on top.
#148 ya idc about scrolling its just another reason. its just that people make a big deal about people sneaking their way to the top. srsly FYL if you care about that stuff
#197 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:18pm by slamdnkindrummer
OWNED!!!
Parent Fail...YDI, she is probably going to end up a Hooker...HAHAHA...made my day!
#205 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:48pm by niagara001001001
I CALL BULLSHARK. Like a 5 year old knows what a hooker is and can associate with barbie?
#215 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:37am by lilacwords
just more proof that barbie turns little girls into sluts. >.>"
#236 - On 06/24/2009 at 2:47am by Juggalette_623
U can't do that on a ipod touch I keep trying but it dosent do that so it takes a lot of time to scroll down so it's just easier to reply not because to get to the top
#238 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:17am by Ms_Thingie
She probably doesn't know what a hooker is. She probably thinks a hooker is just someone like barbie, and that's why she says she wants to be one.
Dude, #215, wtf. When I was five I was using a computer like any adult would. Seriously. Hell, when I was five I knew what the word "fuck" meant (lol navy parents). =/ I definitely knew what a hooker was...
She heard it somewhere and has no idea what it means I'm sure. It was just perfect timing that she said that while watching and singing to Barbie. LOL! My kid is 14 and I've heard some seriously "OMG" stuff come out of his mouth without even realzing what he was saying. It sure will be a funny story when she's older. Well, as long as she really doesn't become a hooker. haha.
#282 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:03pm by MrsWorldwide
this is the story that i came up with that would explain this situation:
the little girl has a babysitter that probably isnt the prettiest girl in the world and who is jealous of the way barbie looks. and when she was babysitting that same commercial came on and the babysitter said that Barbie looks like a hooker without explaining what a hooker so the little girl thinks it is a good thing,
#302 - On 06/25/2009 at 12:07am by dyingtolive77
Exactly. I don't believe this for a moment.
How would a 5 year old know what a hooker is? Even if barbie looks like one...
#307 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:18am by FlyMeToTheMoon
That is so true! And that is the queation that haunts us all.
#336 - On 07/19/2009 at 10:42pm by ashton_FML_OMG
she's five? where the hell dose a five year-old learn about hookers?
#344 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:20am by ilovefatcats
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You weren't first, dumbass. And everyone hates people who say that. Times a million if they weren't even first.
who cares if she said first .... grow up.
and i agreeee! how did that girl know what a hooker was:|
#96 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:28pm by xij3ss
#86, dude, you're bitching out at him and he didn't even say first.
OP: Now where do you think she learned that word?
Actually they did say first.. it's pretty obvious when someone says "1st"
Anywayz,, wow I bet she probably didn't even know what a hooker is.. at least I hope not!
oh sorry i wasnt logged on before and it looked like you were commenting on someone else
#170 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:22pm by 1234123412341234
"1st!! and wow ho does she know what a hooker is?"
i'm pretty sure that's saying 'FIRST.'
#172 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:26pm by Je_mapelle
how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!
#3 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:59pm by orangerocker26
hahaha she probably doesnt know what it is, maybe she thinks its just a pretty lady? haha thats hilarious... o dem kids!
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#4, SERIOUSLY!! you're kidding, you think its cute that this lady's daughter wants to be a Hooker when she grows up...what are you, some sick perverted person who has nothing better to do than think that this is cute? You disgust me
#206 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:53pm by niagara001001001
Jesus. Calm down. He didn't think it was cute that she wants to be a hooker. He thought it was cute that she probably has no idea what the hell she's talking about. In a "Kids say the darnest things" type of way. Get the sand out of your vagina.
I doubt that the daughter even knows what a hooker is, it's nothing to be upset about. I'm pretty sure the parent knows this too.
#306 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:14am by jclark
HAHAHA!!!
On the plus side, you have a very ambitious daughter!
#5 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:01pm by love_the_fame
lol, plus there are always people who need to fill in the hooker position!!
#40 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:29pm by anasiansensation
The Question is; How does a 5 year old know what a hooker is? Hmmm.... Could it possibly have something to do with the parents?!?!?!?!
#62 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:44pm by lexilovesyou
How does a five-year-old know what a hooker is? Great parenting...
#9 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:03pm by Doorhandle57
You can't just assume the parents taught her that word retard.
#71 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:53pm by kangaroo62
i doubt she really knows what that is guys, besides she probably didnt hear it from her mom, gorsh its probably from friends, school, tv, etc. she doesnt have control over EVERYTHING in her childs life, this is pretty funny though xD
and yet she knew how to associate a barbie doll with a hooker...
#17 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:07pm by Doorhandle57
She didn't actually associate Barbie with a hooker, the song just says 'be what you want to be' (or whatever the lyrics were) and that's what she chose. If she said 'I want to be a doctor' that's not really Barbie either...
Right because when I was 5 I was ready to branch off on my own and take responsibility for my own life. I set off for school where all of my friends knew what hooker meant. Then when I went back to my house I watched some adult TV. Obviously you either dont have kids or never were one. Gorsh.
#91 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:23pm by deathbunny256
Don't underestimate kids. I made an accurate model of both the male and reproductive systems when I was 6
Umm, Maybe the kid doesn't know what a hooker is and has just heard the term and said 'i want to be a hooker'. When I was little I had no idea what a bitch was but I called my mum one because I heard someone say "You're a bitch" to someone else..maybe a similar thing happened in this situation?
#228 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:44am by itsnotfair
Did you ask her what she thought a hooker was? She might have meant something else.
#11 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:05pm by shananigans
yeah. somehow your 5yo kid knows what a hooker is and can connect Barbie to one. either you totally suck at parenting or you made this story up.
#13 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:06pm by insertAlias
Seeing as failing at parenting is easier than getting all creative and making up a story, I'd go for the first one.
HAHHAHAHHAHHA. that was the laugh of the day. I just LOLd in public ! I can see her all happy singing along and then she turns around dead serious and says 'i want to be a hooker' ! so prime . fav.
#20 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:11pm by Jord111222333
LMAO! You just made my day! That's exactly what I was thinking!
#38 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:28pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
Haha, so cute :) Kids say the darndest things. Better she tells you now so you can redirect her ambitions. A few months ago I told my mom I want to take pole dancing classes and the most she could do was tell me that I have to pay for them myself :P Note: Pole Dancing, not stripping, though I can imagine my mom sets them about equal.
This is too funny.
I doubt she knows what a hooker is, but the association with Barbie is easy. How many people on these stupid talk shows make that comparison when they get on that topic of whether or not Barbie is a positive toy for a girl to have? She probably didn't pick it up from anywhere that a person could consider somehow "sinister".
Seriously, some of you do not think things through before you comment in this boring attempt to be mean or funny.
#30 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:18pm by Evilbeagle
Oh dont worry, she probably mispronounced "bookkeeper" for "hooker". You have nothing to worry about.
#31 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:19pm by too_much_fun
She probably heard it somewhere, thought it was a good thing (because they tried to cover up their mistake by saying it was a good thing?), and then took it the wrong way. She's five, I wouldn't expect her to know everything someone says.
Who knows where she picked it up. She may have heard it when you weren't around. Yikes.
#35 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:24pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
why is this an FML? she doesnt know what it means, get a brain
#36 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:26pm by Mr_Positive
Barbie is a hooker they make her look like one blonde fake boobs
#37 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:27pm by TriniRockStar
wow. well she probably didn't learn it from you since you wrote this fml for us all to read.
maybe she heard it on tv, or from a precocious older friend. either way, she's a bit young to know about sex and what hookers do, maybe show her pictures of crack whores and ask her if that'd still be something she was interested in!
Children say what they hear, so, now I really want to hear about your home life.
#49 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:34pm by squigglyshark
im sick of idiots like u crying fake all the time, seriously like wtf.
theres no reason the think this is fake so why bother?
its funny to read nevertheless, quit ruining the fml for everybody. god >.>
Barbie's REAL job is being a hooker. She just has all the other jobs for a day which is why the Barbies with a job only come out once.
#51 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:35pm by somethingawesome
I always associated Barbie with prostitution, well at least since the age of 8! But I never wanted to be one though...
#52 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:36pm by Lindsay46789
Am I the only one who thinks that maybe the mother has other children? I've certainly made jokes about hooker barbie, even with my dad at home. If I had a younger sister, she'd probably hear about it at some point, even if I wasn't talking to her.
I'm thinking maybe a sibling put her up to it. That makes more sense then anything else I've read here.
#53 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:38pm by redbluegreen
Uh oh. here comes the comments from ignorant people talking about how horrible of a mother the OP is.
Parents can't constantly be watching their kids and monitoring what they say and hear. I volunteered at an elementary school and I noticed one of the kindergardners wearing a thong.
Also, many of the 5th graders cussed and had nicer phones then I do.
Kids nowadays are growing up fast. I wouldn't put it past a 5 year old to know what a hooker is.
might be me, but u look at kindegartens asses'? I have only seen one girl wearing wearing a thong, but she was older then me and it was pretty fucking obvious unless it is on a kindegarten then i am fucking wrong..
I don't know about you, but I don't recall knowing what a hooker is at the age of 5. I'm assuming said child heard someone they look up to (in one way or another) say it and decided they'd copy it. It's what I reckon I'de do at 5. Also, a bit out off-topic, you're 17 and you're a vaulanteer at an elementary school? Aren't you still in school?
Edit: lool rjb, disturbing ._.! but also, disturbingly right..
#68 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:50pm by ForWhatItsWorth
That was when YOU were five though. These days kids are starting to learn vulgar vocabulary at younger ages either because of older siblings, or they hear it somewhere else (whether it be parents, the television, the parents' friends, a babysitter, etc.).
#77 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:01pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
I'll admit, this generations youth is corrupt, what with teenagers trying to figure out what the youngest age possible to be pregnant at is and all, thinking about you made me feel so old though xD Everywhere you look, people are trying to wear less clothes, make themselves look more appealing and such, and for what? 5 year olds wanting to be hookers.. I feel ashamed this era had to come now!
#88 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:15pm by ForWhatItsWorth
ROFLMAOSH.
XD
That's epic.
She probably didn't know what it meant though, so it's no big deal.
But that little girl definitely needs a good talking to.
that is hilarious! comparing barbie to a hooker... wow.... your daughter sounds like a little fireball and i'm sure she'll turn out just fine.
I actually think that's hilarious....remember: Kids say the darnedest things!
#70 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:51pm by SweetieLish
If this isn't completely fake, I gotta say don't worry cuz she can't know what it means, wtf? Unless you're a horrible parent in which case YDI
#73 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:56pm by poiuytrewqlkjhgf
yeah im sure 5 year olds don't know what hookers are. this is bullshit.
#258 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:56am by justxdream
now it'd be REALLY bad if you asked where she heard that and she said "from daddy"
#85 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:13pm by organismal
hahaha ! Now that would have been an awesome FML!!
#129 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:34pm by Gaby_peaceandluv
ahaha, thats good, howd she hear that one?
and lets hope she doesnt know what it means.
#93 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:25pm by rachlikestea1
From Whose Line is it Anyway? on bad parental advice (or something along those lines): "A teacher...a teacher? Honey, prostitutes make TWICE that money"
Hmmm seems to me that Barbie and a hooker are one in the same
#98 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:33pm by RedRidingHood
u sick bastard u should be happy 4 ur daughter
what is wrong with being a hooker its a way of making money
sux2bu.
besides, its easier to get paid; the people paying you are having a hard time finding it so they shouldnt be as choosy.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah it really depends on how old your kid is though
I always thought Barbies were better than Bratz. Bratz looked waaaaaaaaaay more like hookers. haha
And how does your 5 year old know what a hooker is?
I don't think she knew what a hooker was...maybe she heard someone refer to Barbie as hooker hmm? It certainly wouldn't be that far fetched.
she probably heard it from her father, maybe about the mother
#116 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:07pm by maximumoverdrive
eh..my friend wanted to be a stripper when she was that age. it's just a phase.
#117 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:08pm by cherry_blossom
More like Fuck Barbie's life - A five year old sees beyond the slutty exterior. When your daughter wants to be a crack whore like Barbie, that's when a parent can fuck their parenting life. Til then seems you have an astute daughter with sound musical intelligence and ambition!
#119 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:20pm by F_Y_Comments
Just because her kid said that, does not mean she is a bad mother. Kids repeat what they here. ex: My 3 year old brother told me to Fuck off the other day. He has no idea what it means, he just copies what he hears.
I'm sure that she doesn't even kno what that means... Don't worry
#123 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:25pm by anna123456123456
Holy shit, is this the future of humanity? Fuck your stupid kid. You should never EVER let your children watch Barbie or any of that nonsense.
Haha I once said I wanted to be a pole dancer to my parents because I thought it looked really fun and cool.. It took me a fair while to realise why the looks on their faces were so awkward...
#135 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:52pm by estarian_jem
haha! me too! I made a song about wanting to work in a particular tavern (with neon lights and moving neon GIRLS GIRLS pictures etc)
my mother literally swerved and went noooooooooo
Ok if this is true, don't sit there and blame the parent. If she;s in kindergarten do you know what kind of crap they learn from the older kids? Bu anyway, glad to see she has a stable career choice in mind.........
hahahaha great! kids usually follow in their parents footsteps. ;)
#137 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:54pm by Suckstbeyou
Actually, if you explain to her that hookers are women who suck on men's dicks for money, that should cure her of that idea.
On the other hand, if it still sounds great to her, well, FYL.
Well.. given that you almost NEVER become what you aspired to be as a kid (anyone above 20 can attest to this), I'd say she has even less of a chance than normal of becoming a hooker. Not FYL or YDI, but I still lol'd.
#142 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:12pm by MessyPaint
omg you people are so ignorant. I knew what sex was when i was four and my dad is a pastor kids hear things and learn from other kids who might not have parents who care or tv or the computer anywhere!!!! most of you people on here are oblivious to the world. also quit saying things are fake why would she waste the time of making that up? people pleeease mature
#153 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:38pm by rain_lovergirl
you are obviously oblivious as to why people do the things they do.
If it was fake, then he/she did it for the same reason little 14 year old boys make a fake account on some adult website and try to and get laid.
#154 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:43pm by d4l2w7
153, you knew what sex was when you were 4?
I'm sorry, but, a 4 year olds brain cannot even properly conceive that thought entirely.
#155 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:44pm by headcreeps
#155, I knew sex was a dirty word or act at age 4, but I see where you are getting at. I didn't know exactly what it was and what it entailed. I'm in agreement with you here.
#164 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:14pm by nom_nom_nom
i think alot of men would pay for a four year old hooker ;D
but not me....
and i bet she would make better money than the what? 8.50 you make an hour.
There is something wrong when 5 year olds know the word "hooker." There's a parenting fail in there somewhere. Either you exposed her to it (she overheard you/dad/your friend, she heard it on an inappropriate TV show, etc) or she heard it from her classmates in kindergarten who have lazy parents.
Either YDI for posting something fake, or YDI for raising your child thinking it's ok to be a hooker.
#160 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:06pm by Trippin
This sounds fake to me. A 5 year old wouldn't know what a prostitute is, let along know the slang 'hooker' for it.
#162 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:11pm by nom_nom_nom
A good point, but I would disagree with you on that, you'd be surprised the things children know at absurdly young ages. She could have heard the word any number of places (School, TV, Radio, her parents, etc). Granted she probably doesn't know what it means, like most small children, but not knowing what something is doesn't stop children from talking about it.
#217 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:48am by ChaosChild
HA! I knew it! Barbie really is the root of all evil!
Don't worry too much, she probably heard the word at school or on the radio or something, chances are she has no idea what a hooker actually is and she's just saying it for the hell of it. I assume afterwords you sat down and talked to her about why she shouldn't say that, so there shouldn't be anything to worry about.
#218 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:53am by ChaosChild
Hahahaha!!! I am soooo with you on the whole "Barbie is the root of all evil" thing!
#314 - On 06/26/2009 at 12:27am by love_the_fame
you know, maybe she was watching Secret Life of the American Teenager last night and saw that Ben's dad had a hooker as a girlfriend. I think they did say she was a hooker in it?
She could have heard it somewhere. Kids just say stuff they hear even if they don't know what it means.
#165 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:14pm by luckytobeinlove
Why won't my comments show up?
damn iPhone. D:
anyways. buy her some heels, some hairspray, a minidress, and a few magnums. and some birth control. I wish her luck in her career :D
#167 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:19pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
people!! forget about who commented saying first. yes it's annoying but it's gonna happen and there's nothing you can do so get the fuck over it and comment on the OP's post please!
I find this cute lol but I'd be worried if that was my kid:p
what does the barbie thing hav 2 do with a hooker?? coundve been a shorter FML
#184 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:06pm by kingren418
way to go girl!!! as long as you have a dream everything should be fine!!!
#185 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:07pm by 4toestatue
holy sh*t! does she know what a hooker is?
and that's why i dislike the 'Barbie' dolls. no one has that body, but it makes little girls idolize it
#191 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:23pm by Luna_LoveIsGood
How does she know what a hooker is? Maybe if she was... 7 or so, that'd be believable. Or if she has siblings talking about hookers around her, then she'd just parrot it back. I work with little kids and have a five year old brother; none of them have ever seemed... old enough, i guess to know what anything about sex is
i actually did understand sex but ok to those of you that think you know everything.
#210 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:05am by rain_lovergirl
i actually did understand sex but ok to those of you that think you know everything.
#211 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:07am by rain_lovergirl
What the hell is wrong with the comments maybe it's just on the iPhone version but the like 3rd comment is talking about #150 and I was 13 earlier now I'm 37
#214 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:19am by fyourlife33
Wow, your daughter is smart to know that Barbie is a hooker.
But to want to be one is kind of weird.
barbie does that to little girls, it's a proven fact of life
#220 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:01am by miscellaneousact
if your 5 year old even knows what a hooker is (im gonna assume this is real, but im 99% sure this was made up) then you are not a good parent and have done a shitty job at shielding your child from the adult world.
#237 - On 06/24/2009 at 2:52am by blackbear6193
Wow, let's try to get that career off her list... But still... 5 years old? That's pretty bad parenting...
#239 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:28am by PaperMoon
Awww thats soo funny. kids say the funniest things thats forsure.
#240 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:30am by etchasketchy
Damnn... #3 you need to chill, it's not even that big of a deal. People can comment however the hell they feel like.
#242 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:40am by bballfreak
:) many people associate barbies with sluts, she might have heard it from smb of her mum's friends
fake or not - quite funny :)
#246 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:49am by Lil_Ms_Trble
at a parent teacher conference my thirteen year old sister told my parents and her teacher that she didnt need to learn in school because she was going to be a trophy wife when she grows up. my parents almost died. hahaha where do kids learn these things?
#247 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:30am by ponypalace91
By thirteen most kids know pretty much all about that stuff. When my cousin was thirteen, a girl in his grade got pregnant.
aww poor OP!
at least she's really young and [hopefully] has no idea what a hooker is!
it could be a lot worse, she could be 15 and saying this.
in which case it would TRULY be and FYL. ;P
#248 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:32am by itsbriiibaby
It seems your daughter knows how to use sarcasm. I guess that's good.
#249 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:40am by glock17wielder
I'd like to be respectful, but #251, are you insane? Man, I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend.
#297 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:08pm by texaswildflower
Hahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. I wouldn't assume that you're going to deprive her of reaching her dreams, right? That'd be aweful. Poor girl.
Hahahaha. Oh wow. I'm sure she doesn't actually know what a hooker is. She probably just heard of the, uh, "job" somewhere, and as five-year-old girls do, said, "That's what I wanna be!". Maybe she thinks it has something to do with fish. Or grappling hooks. :P
#253 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:24am by damnablefate
Ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha(breath)hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#259 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:57am by timtimcity
hooker, barbie doll
what's the difference?
how do you think barbie pays for that pink mansion?
>:)
#261 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:35am by were_giraffe
And a five year old know what a hooker is... how?
I probably learned when I was eight or something.
Maybe younger.
But not five.
Anyhow, that made my day. XP
#265 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:42am by CandyKisses
this one has to be fake, it seems like you and your freinds were just watching tv and one of you said that... then you posted it here ... I only say this cause it's not funny
relax im sure she dosnt know what a hooker is shes 5. she probably heard someone say "barbie is like a hooker" and she wants to be like barbie, chill
Well, at least she has a goal in life? Prostitution pays well, you know. LOL justt kidding. Your life ish fuckkkkkked.
#279 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:23pm by Twixnumber2
I say that she doesn't even know what that word means. Maybe she heard it on television?
Well, you know what they say! "Kids say the darnedest things!"
#280 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:41pm by copyrightbeckerz
hey come on people stop bitching. when i was in 6th grade i remember hearing a 1st grader say while i was getting some water "this fucker is taking forever" i turn around to say what! and he said move bitch. so ya kids know bad words at young ages.
This is either a lie, or someone told her Barbie looks like a hooker and she doesn't know what that means.
#284 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:24pm by FreedomFirst
She's only 4 and already figured out that Barbie's a hooker?! I don't think you have to worry about her.
#289 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:55pm by Jennydew
she can start today if you want her to! im sure theres a bunch of pedophiles who'd love to pay for her!
#291 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:08pm by NewLight8421
Tell her she has another 10 years before she can do that.
#293 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:38pm by Panicattackx5
whoa, that coming out of a five-year-old's mouth is shocking. barbie...freaks me out.
#295 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:15pm by indian_goddess
Glad to see that we have a good supply of hookers for future generations.
#298 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:41pm by Dragonmouth
... How does your five-year-old daughter even know what a hooker is?
Someone needs to watch their language...
#300 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:25pm by lologirl419
what good mothering your doing, how does she know what a hooker even is, endless you let her watch those day time talk shows with the crazy people on them.
have her go play with toys instead of watch tv with you.
#304 - On 06/25/2009 at 1:03am by btweensexrock
I wonder where she learned about hookers. Mom? Dad? Someone? Where the hell did she learn about hookers, I mean she's five. I don't think she learned it from Barbie.
Talk about "Be who you want to be, H-O-O-K-E-R-Z".
:D
where did she hear the word 'hooker'?! good luck for when she gets older, you're probably gonna need it.
#311 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:42pm by cheerleader95
Why is everyone assuming the little girl is connecting Barbie with being a hooker? It doesn't say she wanted to be like Barbie and be a hooker, just that she wanted to be a hooker. It says "Be who you want to be". That doesn't necessarily mean Barbie.
#319 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:15am by booklvr630
that's hysterical... but probably fake... i mean, how would a 5 year old know what a hooker was? hysterical, but fake....
#328 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:38am by canadadry113
What I want to know is how a five year old knows what a hooker is or where they heard the word.
#329 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:06am by cinderandsmoke
Ha Ha yeah
It's every little girls dream to become one
Momma when I grow up I wanna be, a HO
#330 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:01am by redxapplexoxo
Did Barbie teach her that?
Ken will probably teach her to give good blows.
#331 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:25pm by chatterbox72
Ouch, that is by far the WORST kids fml, I feel sorry for you and your....... daughter. I have no idea where your daughter learned that word, unless dad came...... nevermind.
AW. Well first of all, everyone learns a new word every day. Seriously every day when i go to school, i hear a new word to put on my list of things to google because i KNOW there not things my parents want to explain to me. Hooker is something kids now and days learn reasonably early in there lives... unless there like tinsy tiny. Of course barbie didnt teach her that to everyone who says that. It's very middle-schoolish to make up random things that little kid tv programs would be saying. No, more of elementry schoolish. People would all ways make up things like "my little sis saw porn on barnie last night." Really people? Secondly, you can screw all i just said if you talk to your daughter about that, which you probably dont because you sound like you were surprised, and thats not what a reasonable parent would talk about with there parents. That did make me laugh for about five minutes straight until i cried lol...
#334 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:13pm by goodlifelvr
It's "nowadays" and it's "Barney". Just reading your post and trying to understand wtf you were on about made my head hurt.
#335 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:53am by ScreamToday
Rofl. i love this FML.
P.S. Everyone just stop bitching about others saying first or some shit.. grow the fuck up.
#339 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:38am by GodsPetTaco
hahahaha omg i seriously lol'd she probably doesn't even know what a hooker is! she heard it on tv and is repeating it, chillaxx its part of parenting laughing at the weird things your kuds say.
