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Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41368) - you deserved it (3516)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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