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Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

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Hahaha what a cute little girl!

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 5:17pm by Doorhandle57

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LMAOOO ahaha
maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 5:18pm by LLBH

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