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Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (5711)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:46pm - kids - by biotch - United States (New Jersey)

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Kids are monsters. Tiny, ruthless monsters.

#5 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:43am by kitkatkelly

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LOL...I would have loved to see that. And yes, FYL......

#6 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:46am by NGM_KID

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