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Today, at work, this lady comes up to the counter and asks me for some napkins. She came up to the counter 5 times, when my boss told me to find out what happened to her. Her daughter had puked all over the table and floor, she had covered it with napkins and then left. I had to clean it up. FML

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Find out where she lives and piss on her porch.

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:08am by Xero3g

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Should've picked up all the napkins real quick with some rubber gloves and run it out to her in a take out bag. I love how many people think behavior of this sort is acceptable. You are responsible for your kid no matter where you are and therefore responsible for their messes no matter where they are.

#8 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:13am by Darkon

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