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Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - kids - by xoVioLoveox (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:07am by ChaosZirconia

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I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 12:18pm by Yunie

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