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Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

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He said he is "legally blind" not just "blind." There are certain levels that a person can 'pass' to be considered blind by law.
One of my friend's dad is legally blind. He can still see somewhat but his vision is very blurry and glasses do not help. So by law, he is classified as blind.

#7 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:01pm by ari_lee

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I feel bad for the dude who can barely see.

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:15am by 24788

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