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Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

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Oh gawd, that kid's a genius haha.

#3 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:11am by Sanrio90

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Been there, didn't fall for that, back in my babysitting days.

Kid called me and told me she needed me to wipe her, I handed her a roll of TP and told her to grow up and do it herself. Works wonders. She cleaned herself just fine.

(At her age, I'm sure she normally already cleaned by herself and was just tempted to pull a prank like the kid you babysat too, so I'm sure I escaped a similar fate...)

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:14am by Moemoemoe

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