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Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

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hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:36pm by FML_allthetime

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This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks!
My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P

#12 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:26pm by Recon

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