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Man or woman?

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65120) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

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Some things you just can't make an excuse for.

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:05am by My_Little_Pony

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It's ok, some people are show-ers and some are growers.

#2 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:11am by Arrow

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