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Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56837) - you deserved it (2856)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

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It's ok, some people are show-ers and some are growers.

#2 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:11am by Arrow

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haha you should have hollered, "bitch! you aint got no right to be talkin, since my pee-pee is still 30 times the size of yours!"

Or you coud have said, "[insert child's name], that's very rude and inconsiderate of you to make fun of a man with penile inflammation like that."

Or just tell him that your penis is like a ninja-- its size is due to lean, agile muscle and can still take down weiners much larger than it.

#15 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:42am by alley_cat_118

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