It's ok, some people are show-ers and some are growers.
haha you should have hollered, "bitch! you aint got no right to be talkin, since my pee-pee is still 30 times the size of yours!"
Or you coud have said, "[insert child's name], that's very rude and inconsiderate of you to make fun of a man with penile inflammation like that."
Or just tell him that your penis is like a ninja-- its size is due to lean, agile muscle and can still take down weiners much larger than it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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