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Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:10am by SituationMan

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If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

#3 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:13am by luv2sing247

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