Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
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Bust his a**!
#1 - On 04/04/2015 at 2:06am by Gillett
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Maybe he took after his mother?
#2 - On 04/04/2015 at 2:07am by ekdfml
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