Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.
#1 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:05am by Palindromesque
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If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.
#2 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:06am by namine120409
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