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Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35208) - you deserved it (8720)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

#1 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:05am by Palindromesque

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If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

#2 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:06am by namine120409

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