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Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36726) - you deserved it (13777)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

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"Who sings that?"
"The girl from Frozen!"
"Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."

#2 - On 08/25/2014 at 11:00pm by iSativa

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I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "fuck you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please

#6 - On 08/25/2014 at 11:04pm by WCARlover

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