Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Kids

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  • You should've just told them, the kid deserves to be disciplined anyway

    #3 - On 08/10/2014 at 6:33pm by steveykinz0967

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  • I hope your excuse was that you didn't put him in bed because you were too busy eating dick, because that kid just made you his bitch. Nice job babysitting, OP.

    #4 - On 08/10/2014 at 6:35pm by Nymeria

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